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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

This Demonized Carb Is Actually Great for Longevity, According to a Doctor and RD - Yahoo

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

No go.

Why Elon Musk's satellites are 'dropping like flies' - Yahoo

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Which sunblock is best for oily skin?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Derek Jeter Shares Brutal Reality for Yankees After Dodgers Loss - Sports Illustrated

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

A reservoir of gold lies hidden in Earth’s core. Scientists say it’s leaking - CNN

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

ESA studying impacts of proposed NASA budget cuts - SpaceNews

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists make jaw-dropping find at base of Antarctic glacier: 'May be greatly underestimated' - Yahoo

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Godfather of AI Alarmed as Advanced Systems Quickly Learning to Lie, Deceive, Blackmail and Hack - futurism.com